TROG

After unexpectedly earning the admiration of Ty Webb, I have had the good fortune to see my regular golf match turned into a Frisbee golf match, wherein the disadvantage presented by my lack of thumbs will be neutralized and my mad jumping and mouth-catching skills will come to the fore. I now have every confidence that I will be back in my office before the end of the day, curled up on my egg crate bed with my favorite stuffie while undergrads queue up outside to be regaled by tales of my adventures. Let the game begin!

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Everybody Wing Kong Tonight

While Lo Pan’s minions pillage Little China, I am losing valuable time trying to restore Jack Burton’s confidence with another “magic” potion. He has already rejected the magical powers of Yoohoo, but fortunately, I have a few more options under my hat. Surely one of them will do the trick … but unfortunately, when in nerd form, Jack is very fussy.

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i thawt it nevr rayns in suthern california?!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd a song wot sez it nevr rayns in suthern california wel i hav pruf that this song is not troo becuz luk wot is going on owtside rite now at this verry moment!!!!

i wil of korse be sooing albert hammond for fals advertizing wunse i deel with this ninja hedjhog problem ha ha ok bye