Bugs Bunny: “So you say you got set up by this Lo Pan, eh? I don’t know that guy. I usually have to put up with jokers like Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. Is this Lo Pan like either of those maroons?” Dennis: “Yep,… Continue Reading “Lo Pan Range”
Mr. Nibbles: “All right, so I think we’ve arrived at a solution that everyone can live with. First, Lo Pan will go stand by the cat tree so the Hipsters can jump from his head to the tree without any loss of altitude.” Charlee:… Continue Reading “The Pork Chop Express”
Mr. Nibbles: “Thanks for asking me to handle these negotiations. Let’s start by setting expectations. Lo Pan, what would you like to get out of these discussions?” Lo Pan: “I would like to get these cats off my head.” Mr. Nibbles: “Well, that’s something… Continue Reading “Lo Panning Negotiations”
Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”
Having fought our way free of the Three Storms, Jack Burton and I now face Lo Pan himself. Can we prevail against this 2,000 year old evil sorcerer and his intimidating hat? If not, it won’t be because we didn’t try!
While Lo Pan’s minions pillage Little China, I am losing valuable time trying to restore Jack Burton’s confidence with another “magic” potion. He has already rejected the magical powers of Yoohoo, but fortunately, I have a few more options under my hat. Surely one… Continue Reading “Everybody Wing Kong Tonight”