Pit Crew Member: “Sorry, guys, I checked with all the NASCAR sites on the West Coast and nobody has seen a couple of tuxedo cats flying around on a giant disk.”
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Lulu: “Thanks. Spicoli, are you sure the GPS said it was plotting a route to NASCAR?”
Spicoli: “That’s what it sounded like, dude. I mean, is there any other word that sounds like ‘NASCAR’?”
Pit Crew Member: “‘Mascara’ sounds a little bit like ‘NASCAR’.”
Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!”
Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?”
Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.”
Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And not just by Charlee.”
Charlee: “Mouse mouse.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey nasty dogs! The library is closing!”
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Mouse: “Well, Dennis, I hope this latest fiasco has taught you a little something about your get-rich-quick schemes.”
Dennis : “It sure has! Next time, I’m going to be the one wearing a disguise!”
Mouse: “That’s not exactly the lesson I had in mind.”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh and also the smurf is tagging along!!!
Mr. Nibbles: “Where are we going, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “Somewhere that big bird won’t follow us — out into the desert!”
Producer Smurf: “Aren’t you afraid they might smurf away your certificate of bravery?”
Dennis: “That certificate was for being brave for dental surgery, not for being brave in the face of a giant bird with a pointy beak.”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav suksesfully landed on the beetch at dennis masachewsits chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show in witch owr whirld toor kontinyooz!!! wot duz tucker hav plannd for us nekst on owr eyetineraree??? hoo can say!!! but i am shoor it wil be fun!!!
ummmmm that luks like a playse ware ninja hedjhogs ar likely to hayng out or eeven grues!!! i do not want to be eeten by a grue!!! so before we go inside lets git started with the awards and meems!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we ar now putting the professors big plan into operayshun and trixie is wurking verry verry hard to tow the iland bak to the maynland yoo go trixie!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in a verry manly fashun:
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of tucker and the crashd rocket powerd majik flying coaster his naym is quint and he seems like he reely enjoys his wurk:
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