attack of the mullets!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sending owt this brawdkast via my sub etha signaling deevise in the hopes that wun day it may reetch the erth and the brawdkast sez help help i am imprizzind in the death spud brig and can only git messadjez owt via my sub etha signaling deevise!!!

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The Arena

After discovering that I have inadvertently changed history and transformed flyball from a dog sport into a human sport, I hurried back to the Doghouse of Justice so that I could return to ancient Rome and rectify the situation.  But evidently my commands to the Doghouse of Justice’s computers were misinterpreted yet again, and I have found myself taken to a different arena from the one I had intended to visit …

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shut down!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel this hole boiler rum brokeradj thing isnt wurking owt like i had hoped for wun thing nobody seems to be intrested in investing no matter wot sort of indoosements we offer them:

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boiler rum!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so it terns owt that beeing lokd in the boiler rum by the mini macgyvers wile i wuz trying to set traps for them is maybe not sutch a bad thing becuz it seems that unbenownst to me i had leesd owt spayse in the boiler rum to an entire brokeradj firm!!! and the lunch i ayt over the weekend belongd to wun of there top traders!!! rather than beeing angry the trader has offerd to help me tayk dennises pig powders to the nekst level by mayking it a publikly trayded company i dont reely understand all the detayls but it seems that this is the fabeld missing step between step wun wich is having an ideea and step three wich is profit!!!

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sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by —– The Mini-MacGyvers!

Hello nice readers, this is Dennis the Vizsla Dog.  This week’s awards and meme show is being brought to you by the mini-MacGyvers, who aren’t really crazed face-painters and have not overrun the communications center of Dennis’s Pig Powders and are definitely NOT using said communications center to impersonate their former boss, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, and take over the weekly awards and meme show.  Nor have the mini-MacGyvers locked Dennis in a storage closet somewhere in the Pig Powders facility.  No, nothing like that is happening at all.

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the faktry toor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel if yoo hav been following my tweets then yoo may hav gottin the impreshun that their is sum sort of laber ishyoo at my pig powders faktry however nuthing cud be further from the trooth heer at dennises pig powders we hav a wunderful wurking environment and all owr mini macgyvers ar happy and wel kayrd for!!!  to proov it and also in hopes of attrakting sum ventcher kapital i wood like to invite yoo on a toor of the pig powders faktry and then to a meeting with the mini macgyvers ware yoo wil see just how thrild the mini macgyvers ar to hav jobs ok lets go!!!

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(dont) panick

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like to speek to yoo this morning in my kapasity as a sivik minded ceo of a company wot is verry consernd with the publik helth i am referring of korse to dennises pig powders now i hav ben moniterring the swine floo sitchooayshun just like evrywun else as the level of panik and misinformayshun abowt this dizeez abayts and i am shoor that my reakshun is the saym as that of evry other observer wen i say why arnt yoo peepul panicking more?!?!

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dennis to the reskyew!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!

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Best … Tag … Ever

So while I was taking pictures of Tucker waiting for his mama to finish laying down his cheese trail, I got a closeup of his collar, prominently featuring his Boomerang tag.  Specifically, this is the Boomerang CollarTag, which is a sturdy stainless steel plate engraved with up to four or five lines of text, depending on the size of the tag.  They slip on to the collar and then pretty much stay put; they don’t jingle, they don’t hang from a little metal loop, and as far as I can tell they never wear out.  (This one is about six years old.)

Of course, if the dog loses his collar he loses his tag, but other than that these tags aren’t going anywhere.  In fact they’re pretty difficult to get off even when you’re trying to remove them.

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