Pier What?

Chaplin: “So where do we have to go to get this meat-based patio furniture?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure, the picture didn’t say. I figure we can start at Pier One. They sell patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Makes sense. Should we take Dada’s car or the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Lulu: “Well, Dada’s car is kind of slow these days, and the Magic Flying Coaster has limited cargo capacity. But I have a plan.”

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All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!”
Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.”
Producer Smurf: “Why did you smurf most of your pranks on me? Is it because you smurf I have the best sense of humor?”
Papa Smurf: “Well not really, no.”
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I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.”
Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?”
Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.”
Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!” Continue reading “I Think We All Learned Something Today”

What Not To Wear

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Ragnar: “Hvitt er et veldig uheldig fargevalg for deg.”*
Troll: “Jeg valgte det ikke.”**
Lulu: “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.”
Spicoli: “You think this is bad, you should have been along for some of the stuff that happened to Dennis.”
Chaplin: “They’re discussing troll fashion.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m going to smurf my way out of here on my own since nobody is smurfing me any help!”

* “White is a really unfortunate color choice for you.”
** “I didn’t choose it.”

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Ear Ear

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Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.”
Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*

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Trollty Towers

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Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.”
Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!”
Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my troll tour.”
Chaplin: “Wheee! I’m way up high! Charlee has never been this high up! I win!”
Troll: “Har jeg fått noe på hodet?”*

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Trollhunters

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Lulu: “This seems like it’s been an awfully long trip. Where are we?”
Producer Smurf: “This is Norway, Land of the Trolls! If you want to smurf about them, this is the place to smurf it.”

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Cleared For Takeoff

Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?”
Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from cats.” Continue reading “Cleared For Takeoff”

I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit

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vaykayshun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sorry to be leeving agin so soon after coming bak but thanks to trouble the kitty i am going on vaykayshun!!!

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