All Aboard The Santa Train

Art Deco: “So do you have an idea what kind of decorations you want?”
Java Bean: “Well the Santa train they have up the street is pretty cute. Can you make something like that appear?”

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Village Roadshow

Charlee: “I still don’t see why we couldn’t just take the Magic Flying Coaster to your smurf village.”
Producer Smurf: “Because it’s technology. You can’t smurf to the smurf village with technology.”

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He’s Roly And He’s Poly

Charlee: “I’ve called this emergency meeting because sombody turned Chaplin into a roly-poly.”
Vermin: “HISSS! If somebody turned Chaplin into a roly-poly, it was Chaplin! That cat eats anything!”

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All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!”
Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.”
Producer Smurf: “Why did you smurf most of your pranks on me? Is it because you smurf I have the best sense of humor?”
Papa Smurf: “Well not really, no.”
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I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.”
Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?”
Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.”
Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!” Continue reading “I Think We All Learned Something Today”

a skolarly treetis on eevil skwirrel wizzerds

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav confirmd that this in fakt a pikcher of a skwirrel nekromanser in the prosess of mayking an army of zombie skwirrels to do its bidding!!! now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking oh shoor dennis that sownds like another wun of yore paranoyd fantaseez however i hav pruf wot i hav kollekted in the skolarly treetis wot yoo see here!!!

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