Let Me Check Some Comps For You

Producer Smurf: “Brainy Smurf! What’s smurfing on here? The village is being smurfed into a development?!”
Realtor Smurf: “I’m. not Brainy Smurf anymore! I got licensed! Now I’m Realtor Smurf! Did you want so smurf a house in The Villages at Smurftown? Here, let me smurf you some comps …”

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Odd Jobs

Mr. Nibbles: “Sending Blue to get the mail again? Last time, wasn’t it just a bunch of bills?”
Chaplin: “Yes, but we’re still hoping there’ll be something good one of these days.”
Charlee: “Yeah like maybe one of those foreign bankers will finally send that money they promised to Dennis.”

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Mail Call

Mouse: “What are you hoping to get from having Blue use her thumbs to open the mailbox?”
Charlee: “We don’t really know, but Dada looks in it just about every day so there must be good stuff in there.”
Blue: “These letters all say ‘Bill’ on them.”
Lulu: “Hmm, there’s nobody here named Bill. Must be junk mail. Give them to me and I’ll shred them with my teeth.”

stuf frum japan wot isnt elektroniks!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this seems to be my week for loot on akkownt of i got another packadj frum beyond the see chek it owt!!!

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hoo is denise?!?!?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:

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speshul delivry!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i just got a speshul packadj in the mail frum my gud frends the dughallmor beagles wot liv far away in the mithical land of scotland!!! i wunder wot it cud be!!! lets luk inside:

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a postkard!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i got mor mayl this is a postkard frum my gud frend mercedes rules!!!!

in her note on the bak of the postkard mercedes askd me wot i thawt this critter mite be i hav dun sum reeserch and come to the folowing konkluzhun:  this is a feral teddy ruxpin


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