hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav departed frum the oshunside harbor with owr kargo of abandond seefood traps and hav deliverd it to the faymus meksikan restawrant casa de bandini so now “flat stanley” and i ar at owr taybel eeting komplimentary homemayd torteeyah chips and salsa and preetending to be hyoomans chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem and loot show!!! now for sum reezon it has ben a littel diffikult laytly for me to git selebritteez to reeturn my calls asking them to gest host but i fownd wun hoo wuz willing to appeer at the last minnit and at grate ekspense so pleez welkum speshul gest host howard the duck!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav ben having all sorts of fun heer at the mango minster flyball turnamint playing unofishul flyball with owr replaysment flyballs aka the ninja hedjhogs!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben informd by owr judj that all the tennis bals ar gawn and i hav to find replaysment tennis bals but i dont hav enny munny on akkownt of i paid it all to the ninja hedjog flagmen so now i am not shoor that the mango minster flyball turnamint can kontinyoo it is verry sad!!!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny business going on. At first I was inclined to dismiss her suspicions, but then I realized that this might be an opportunity to embarrass Dennis, and so I have decided that we shall surreptitiously conduct an investigation to determine what is going. Come, my sidekick Trixie — the game is afoot!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to yet anuther instalmint of the sunday awards and meem and flyball preshow!!! thats rite this week we ar beginning owr long awayted paralel programming with mangominster 2010 its the mangominster flyball turnamint!!! so that mayks this the flyball preshow!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am not shoor how menny of yoo hav had a chanse to go to mango minster yet but sum of the results ar in if yoo want to go chek it owt meenwile for those of yoo hoo ar intrested in a behind the seens peek at the judjing of the sporting groop heer yoo go:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i missd my yoozual sunday meems and awards show on akkownt of dada beeing bizzy with the plummer on the hot-water-steeling-gofers insident and i myself beeing bizzy with judjing the sporting groop at mango minster as yoo can see i had sum persunality conflikts with my fellow judjes in this kategory:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my frend mango is running an alternativ to the westminster dog show wot is being calld mangominster so if yoo wood like to partisipayt and maybe win the first ever mangominster competishun yoo can reed the roolz heer and yoo can reed an update to the roolz heer so go and chek it owt!!! just remember no going potty on the red carpet ha ha ok bye