Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another entry in my new Life Tips series. In this one, I’ll be demonstrating how you can use your dog to determine how much peril you may be in, via a series of illustrative photographs.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as evrybuddy nos by now i liv neerby a verry lardj marine corps bayse heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside if i reemember korrektly this bayse is kalld kamp paddington
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel dada has ben going owt all evening with his binokulars luking at the fire and for a wile he sed he cud see the fire lines and the fire enjines and the firepeepul fiting it but now the ridgeline is dark and he duznt see enny fire ennymore and the air is still pretty smoky but their is no glow to be seen so it luks like the firepeepul and the mareenz and the big playns hav wunse agin triumfd over the forces of stuff wot burns so a big thank yoo to them all oh and also i think it helpd that i markd up the bakyard with my claws ha ha ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel that fire at camp pendelton wasnt so much owt as it wuz just resting and this time we ar having a santa ana event and the wind is not so much blowing away from the howse as it is blowing just slitely north of it dada cud see the smoke from his offis and wuz wurreed abowt us dogs and even trouble the kitty so he came home erly and wile he has ben heer the smoke has been gitting thicker and thicker the fire is burning a mile or too behind the mishun ware mama wurks but she is sayf rite now and wil be home soon
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog ummm my grammy and grampy mite want to skip this post so i will wayt for them to leev ok ar they gawn????
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel this weekend wuz verry bizzy in addishun to gitting blessd by the friars and a nice gaym of poker in the doghowse of justiss i also helpd mama try to lern her lefts and rites
So today, just this afternoon, Dennis has started acting all weird and spooky. He keeps wanting to go outside and hide under the shifflera tree, he jumped into the bathtub of his own accord, he keeps running around looking at the ceiling, he won’t eat a pig ear or a trachea, and he’s following my wife around like a shadow (which he doesn’t usually do — that’s Tucker’s job). We’re baffled as to why he’s acting so strange. There was a fire on the other side of the ridge on Camp Pendleton, but as per usual the Marines put it right out (their artillery starts a lot of fires so they’re really good at snuffing them). So what’s the deal?
My wife has decided that Dennis is predicting an earthquake. So if Southern California starts rocking in the next day or so, you read it here first!
Or he could just be looking for ninja hedgehogs …