dispatch frum the see!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel saya and the mowse and me ar on owr way to deel with el nino with the help of the avendjers erths mitiest heeroz chek it owt!!! i kannot wayt to find owt wot kind of snazzy hi tek bote the avendjers hav i bet it wil mayk my doghowse of justiss luk like a busted tardis!!! no offens to enny of my time lord frends of korse!!!

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a skolarly treetis on a spoonful of sugar!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd the offen reepeeted wizdum that a spoonful of sugar helps the medisin go down in fakt sumwun eeven rote a song abowt it wot wuz popyoolarized by the faymus minstrel mary poppins!!!

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however i hav always fownd this theery kwestchunabul becuz that wun time mary poppins visitted us she did not bring enny spoonfuls of sugar!!! theirfore i hav deesided to subjekt this posibul old wives tayl to a rigorus sientifik test yoozing my sister the byootiful trixie as the subject!!!

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hats away!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am stil not so shoor wot i think of having a pet sitter but i hav akwired a noo hat witch sort of mayks up for it chek it owt!!!

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