James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately.… Continue Reading “Shaken Not Stirred”
Opossum: “HISSS! Nasty Presidential Debate Committee can’t even fulfill a simple request for a bowl of mealworms in the green room! I kill them. I kill them all!” Dennis: “Why do they call it the green room, anyway? It’s not green. It’s more of… Continue Reading “The Great Debate Begins”
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