Tag: meetings

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Conference Room”

The Peach Rats

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …

Overheard Around The Board Room

Mouse: “So after extensive review and investigation, I have concluded that Lulu is not, in fact, a clone of Trixie.” Spicoli: “Brilliant work, dude. What was the decisive factor? The way you just look at her and she rolls right over for a belly… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Board Room”

Hi Pan

Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”

We Don’t Need ANTother Hero

Vermin: “HISSS! I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Mouse: “Actually, I’m wondering how you called this meeting. I have your account blocked from scheduling the conference room.” Vermin: “Oh I gave the stoner dog a bag of Doritos and he… Continue Reading “We Don’t Need ANTother Hero”

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Dennis: “All right, I’d like to call this meeting to order so we can discuss the new additions to the … Umm, would you two please stop cuddling and take your seats?” Mr. Nibbles: “I think it’s cute how they’re always snuggled up.” Vermin:… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Conference Room”

Meeting Crashers

Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?” Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.” Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.” Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!” Vermin: “HISSS! Now… Continue Reading “Meeting Crashers”

Is There A Meeting?

Observed Around The House

I Thought There Would Be Lunch At This Meeting

Observed Around The Top Of The Hill

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