Lulu’s Life Tips: How To Overcome The Human Height Advantage

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! Now, you may never have noticed this, but generally barking, humans are taller than dogs. This includes humans who haven’t finished growing up yet, such as children and Peter Pan and many politicians and celebrities. This gives humans an advantage when it comes to things like putting food and treats out of reach as well as when roughousing, because they can just stand up and then you can’t bitey their hands or or their faces. Fortunately, I’m here to offer a few suggestions for leveling this playing field!

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It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Skipping A Meeting Edition!

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Lulu: “Thanks for coming to this meeting. So the reason I called you here is to
discuss this thing from Facebook about economic relief for The Oceanside Animals. I don’t know how much money Facebook wants to give us, but I figure it must be enough to buy some new balloons for our friend the turtle. Now, knowing Facebook, in order to get the money we’ll probably have to answer some stupid quiz to figure out what kind of coffee bean we would be, but that’s … Hey, wait, where are Charlee and Chaplin?”

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a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!

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im falsly akyoozd yet agin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay first off i wud like to thank my gud frend tony hoo is the only person to gess wot reely happend to the pillow wile mama and dada wer gawn tony sed this:

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Overheard Around The House

Wife: “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.”
Wife: “No, we won’t be gone very long.”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Wife: “Yes, he’ll be good.”

Later …

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