Lulu: “I don’t understand why it’s so hard to keep track of important documents.”Continue reading “Cataloging”
Charlee: “Psst, Bean, we have a business proposal for you …”
Java Bean: “How did you get back up here?”
Charlee: “I’m a cat. I have my ways.”
Chaplin: “Lulu, can you lend me a paw pushing this wine rack back into position?”
Lulu: “You pushed it out here, why can’t you push it back on your own?”
Chaplin: “Division of Labor. It’s Capitalism 101. Just ask the mouse.”
Mouse: “That’s not what Division of … You know what? Forget it. Just help the cat.”
Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! Now, you may never have noticed this, but generally barking, humans are taller than dogs. This includes humans who haven’t finished growing up yet, such as children and Peter Pan and many politicians and celebrities. This gives humans an advantage when it comes to things like putting food and treats out of reach as well as when roughousing, because they can just stand up and then you can’t bitey their hands or or their faces. Fortunately, I’m here to offer a few suggestions for leveling this playing field!Continue reading “Lulu’s Life Tips: How To Overcome The Human Height Advantage”
Lulu: “Thanks for coming to this meeting. So the reason I called you here is to
discuss this thing from Facebook about economic relief for The Oceanside Animals. I don’t know how much money Facebook wants to give us, but I figure it must be enough to buy some new balloons for our friend the turtle. Now, knowing Facebook, in order to get the money we’ll probably have to answer some stupid quiz to figure out what kind of coffee bean we would be, but that’s … Hey, wait, where are Charlee and Chaplin?”
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