Captain Kirk: “Mr. Scott! Nine to beam aboard. Plus a car.”
Mr. Scott: “Aye-aye, Captain.”
Beam Me Up! Beam Me Down!
Tag: mistaken identity
In Space, No One Can Hear You Auto-Tune
Valerie: “That weird hyper-advanced alien car is getting closer!”
Melody: “Press more buttons!”
Alexandra: “Do you really think randomly mashing buttons and pulling levers is the right approach to avoiding a collision?”
Josie: “It seems to work for making our songs.”
Alexandra: “That’s debatable.”
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Skunkworks
Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”
Producer Smurf: “I can.”
Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”
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Woodland Creatures
Producer Smurf: “So, fellow woodland creature, what smurfs you into the house for a visit?”
Skunk: “I was invited in for cat food. Also, you may. not be aware of this, but it’s not exactly a woodland around these parts.”
Chaplin: “Why are you calling Charlee a ‘woodland creature’? Cats are from the desert.”
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Grub-A-Dub-Dub
Skunk: “This cat food is okay, but it’s not as good as grubs.”
Chaplin: “Seriously? Are you telling me I’ve been missing out on eating grubs?”
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My Cousin Pepe
Skunk: “Got a container stuck on your head, huh? Tough break.”
Chaplin: “I already told you, it’s not stuck, there’s just a little bit of food still in it that I have gotten yet.”
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dispatch frum the see!!!
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its the sunday awards and meem show feetchering the faymus minstrels the graces!!!
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The Oceanside Animals 