In Space, No One Can Hear You Auto-Tune

Valerie: “That weird hyper-advanced alien car is getting closer!”
Melody: “Press more buttons!”
Alexandra: “Do you really think randomly mashing buttons and pulling levers is the right approach to avoiding a collision?”
Josie: “It seems to work for making our songs.”
Alexandra: “That’s debatable.”

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Woodland Creatures

Producer Smurf: “So, fellow woodland creature, what smurfs you into the house for a visit?”
Skunk: “I was invited in for cat food. Also, you may. not be aware of this, but it’s not exactly a woodland around these parts.”
Chaplin: “Why are you calling Charlee a ‘woodland creature’? Cats are from the desert.”

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My Cousin Pepe

Skunk: “Got a container stuck on your head, huh? Tough break.”
Chaplin: “I already told you, it’s not stuck, there’s just a little bit of food still in it that I have gotten yet.”

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dispatch frum the see!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel saya and the mowse and me ar on owr way to deel with el nino with the help of the avendjers erths mitiest heeroz chek it owt!!! i kannot wayt to find owt wot kind of snazzy hi tek bote the avendjers hav i bet it wil mayk my doghowse of justiss luk like a busted tardis!!! no offens to enny of my time lord frends of korse!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show feetchering the faymus minstrels the graces!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that shoor wuz a wirlwind toor of the sandy eggo areea wot “flat stanley” tuk me on over the last sevral weeks!!!  unfortchoonatly it seems to hav konklooded with “flat stanley” going to flat jail for varyus reezuns wile i as an innosent kidnap viktim hav ben reemanded to the kustodee of my sister the byootiful trixie!!!  and wot hav i fownd wayting for me??? an award frum my noo frend aquileana chek it owt!!!

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Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Possumist Party?

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The Raiding Is The Hardest Part

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