Tag: mole men

No MSHA Compliance

Mouse: “Look, we’re going to need you to fill in this mine shaft and all related tunnels.”
Gopher Guy: “But the mine is full of valuable stuff!”
Mouse: “What valuable stuff? You all just finished saying you have no idea what’s down there!”
Badger Boy: “Yo yo yo, it’s a mine! By definition mines have stuff in them! And also by definition, what’s mine is not yours, yo.”
Mouse: “Okay, none of what you just said makes any sense.”
Charlee: “Did you see where the helicopter went?”
Chaplin: “It looked like it was heading for the airport.”

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A Very Minor 49er

Mouse: “Listen, you randos can’t just show up and start digging big holes in the yard.”
Lulu: “Yeah, that’s my job!”
Charlee: “What are you all even mining for, anyway?”
Timmy: “I hear a helicopter! I bet it’s Lassie!”

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The Hole World

Mole Man: “Those tunnels were abandoned. I just moved in and expanded them a little.”
Gopher Guy: “They were not! I had just temporarily suspended operation due to excessive digging interference from above.”
Lulu: “What’s going on up there? Who are you talking to?”
Charlee: “A Mole Man and a Gopher Guy. But we’re not really talking to them, they’re sort of arguing amongst themselves.”
Mouse: “I still say there’s no such thing as Mole Men and Gopher Guys.”
Chaplin: “That’s a pretty bold position to take considering they’re standing right there.”

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Mine All Mine

Mouse: “Lulu! Are you all right down there?”
Lulu: “I’m fine! Just sniffing around!”
Chaplin: “What’s the big idea leaving open mine shafts lying around our yard?”
Mole Man: “It wasn’t an open mine shaft. It was a mine shaft that came within an inch or two of the surface.”

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Overheard Around the House

Lulu: “Say, Mouse, what can you tell us about the Mole Men?”
Mouse: “What makes you think I would know anything about Mole Men?”
Lulu: “Well, you’re both rodents, and you both live underground. So we thought you might have inside information.”

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just a littel hole in the wall

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In the Hall of the Gopher King

Our meerkat guide has proven an invaluable resource in our quest to locate the underground kingdom of the gophers. Now, following his lead, our goal is in reach; the Kingdom of the Gophers lies just ahead. What secrets will be revealed when we enter this fabled realm? Very soon, all will be revealed!

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