Round Like A Record

Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.”
Chaplin: “Dennis has records?”
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The Chicago Way

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Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”

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Have Some Big Cash

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Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.”
Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID. I’m a dog.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What are you talking about? Don’t you dogs have to be licensed?”
Dennis: “Oh of course! But it doesn’t have my picture on it. It’s just a piece of metal that I wear on my collar.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I see. In that case, I will resort to Plan B.

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The Last Will and Testament of Trouble the Kitty

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ma-roo-roo-rooooooned!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!

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evrything must go!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav come up with the perfekt way to proov i own my blog chek it owt!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show dennis is ritch edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! we hav got lots of awards today so lets git started rite in!!!

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happee noo yeer!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!!  or as i like to call it happy lazy mama and dada day they slept until like sevven oklock kan yoo beleev it???  finaly i had to just start likking them in the fayse to wayk them up!!!

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the faktry toor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel if yoo hav been following my tweets then yoo may hav gottin the impreshun that their is sum sort of laber ishyoo at my pig powders faktry however nuthing cud be further from the trooth heer at dennises pig powders we hav a wunderful wurking environment and all owr mini macgyvers ar happy and wel kayrd for!!!  to proov it and also in hopes of attrakting sum ventcher kapital i wood like to invite yoo on a toor of the pig powders faktry and then to a meeting with the mini macgyvers ware yoo wil see just how thrild the mini macgyvers ar to hav jobs ok lets go!!!

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misteeryus pakajez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just yoozd gnome like evrywun else hoo runs ubuntu then i wood hav ben abel to post but no he has to tweek this and that and the other thing and install sumthing calld pekwm jeez yoo wood think he wuz yoozing gentoo or sumthing he is such a nerd ha ha

wel ennyway wile i was in … incommun … wile i wuz beeing kept off the compyooter, a kuple of verry larj and misteeryus pakajez arrivd at the howse:

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