Not The Thompson Twins

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Charlee: “What are you looking at?”
Chaplin: “A couple of little tiny people hiding in the flowers in the side yard.”
Charlee: “What are they doing?”
Chaplin: “I think they’re singing.”

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It’s A Blast

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Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”

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to the playse wot mayks julian apple pies!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a sweet konvertibul to tayk up into the mowntins just like the last time i visitted the mithikal sitty of julian wich is of korse ware yoo kan git sum of the best pies ever!!! however we did not go in sertch of pies this time we went in sertch of gold chek it owt!!!

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Creature From The Black Lagoonies

Having accidentally messed up the keyboard line from “The Final Countdown”, the Goonies and I have found ourselves unceremoniously dumped onto a waterslide and plunged into a subterranean pool deep beneath the Goondocks. Given that the map promised us certain death if we failed to play the keyboard correctly, this is not such a bad fate … or is it?

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dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

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me vs the vakyoom kleener!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as part of my ongoing projekt of self improovment i hav deesided that i am going to konker my feer of the vakyoom kleener!!! now as yoo ar probly aware vakyoom kleeners ar responsibul for menny terrifying tales and ledjends for instanse:

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Planet of the What Now?

Due to either a malfunction in the Doghouse of Justice’s guidance system or the unraveling of the space-time continuum, I have found myself not back at the university, but instead, stranded on some deserted beach. Under other circumstances I would simply return to the Doghouse of Justice and leave this forsaken place, but unfortunately it seems that coming here has drained its power supplies, leaving it immobile. I find myself stranded here with a strange, half-dressed, squinty-faced, heavily-armed fellow who seems to be suffering from some sort of paranoia. But is he paranoid? Or merely prudent? Soon enough, the answer will be revealed …

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me vs the tennis bal of deth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park

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