Tag: monsters

Not The Thompson Twins

Charlee: “What are you looking at?” Chaplin: “A couple of little tiny people hiding in the flowers in the side yard.” Charlee: “What are they doing?” Chaplin: “I think they’re singing.”

Caturday Matinee: The Lump

It’s A Blast

Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.” Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.” Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in… Continue Reading “It’s A Blast”

Overheard Around The Dungeon

to the playse wot mayks julian apple pies!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a… Continue Reading “to the playse wot mayks julian apple pies!!!”

the tortiss and the hair!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that uninvited gest the turtel shoor has been making a noosanse of himself laytly chek it owt!!!

Creature From The Black Lagoonies

Having accidentally messed up the keyboard line from “The Final Countdown”, the Goonies and I have found ourselves unceremoniously dumped onto a waterslide and plunged into a subterranean pool deep beneath the Goondocks. Given that the map promised us certain death if we failed… Continue Reading “Creature From The Black Lagoonies”

Wordless Wednesday: I Can’t See The Monster Behind All That Junk

dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and… Continue Reading “dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!”

me vs the vakyoom kleener!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as part of my ongoing projekt of self improovment i hav deesided that i am going to konker my feer of the vakyoom kleener!!! now as yoo ar probly aware vakyoom kleeners ar responsibul… Continue Reading “me vs the vakyoom kleener!!!”

Planet of the What Now?

Due to either a malfunction in the Doghouse of Justice’s guidance system or the unraveling of the space-time continuum, I have found myself not back at the university, but instead, stranded on some deserted beach. Under other circumstances I would simply return to the… Continue Reading “Planet of the What Now?”

me vs the tennis bal of deth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to… Continue Reading “me vs the tennis bal of deth”

King Kong Part II

It has been three weeks since I was taken as a pet by the monstrous ape that rules Skull Island. Sometimes I despair of ever escaping my captivity, recovering the Giant Kong, and getting off this desolate rock; but I am Dennis the Vizsla,… Continue Reading “King Kong Part II”

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