Constitutional Anarchy

Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.”
Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be and probably am the King.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Yeah? How’d you become King, then?”

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We Interrupt Wordless Wednesday To Bring You The Saga Of The Possibly Rabid Skunk Part Deux

As you may recall, on Sunday we had about a two-hour daylight visit from a skunk that was mostly just lying there like a lump, but that occasionally stirred itself to stumble around a bit.  By the time we got someone to come out to collect it — or more accurately, to explain that he was not under contract to collect it — it had disappeared.  Monday we had torrential rain and howling wind all day, and the skunk did not put in a reappearance.  Yesterday it turned up again.  To quote Monty Python, “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it — it’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.”

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Two Years Ago Today

Two years ago today, we heard from vizsla rescue that four vizslas had been found wandering in a desert canyon and needed to be picked up from the shelter. We agreed to help transport them and to foster one of them.

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And The Segway You Rode In On

When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages.  Where have I been in the thirty days since our battle started?  In a word:  Everywhere.

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