Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.”
Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be and probably am the King.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Yeah? How’d you become King, then?”
Continue reading “Constitutional Anarchy”
As you may recall, on Sunday we had about a two-hour daylight visit from a skunk that was mostly just lying there like a lump, but that occasionally stirred itself to stumble around a bit. By the time we got someone to come out to collect it — or more accurately, to explain that he was not under contract to collect it — it had disappeared. Monday we had torrential rain and howling wind all day, and the skunk did not put in a reappearance. Yesterday it turned up again. To quote Monty Python, “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it — it’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.”
Two years ago today, we heard from vizsla rescue that four vizslas had been found wandering in a desert canyon and needed to be picked up from the shelter. We agreed to help transport them and to foster one of them.
Continue reading “Two Years Ago Today”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow do we hav a buntch of awards and art and meems and stuf for today check it owt!!!
Continue reading “its the sunday awards and meem (and artwork) sooper show!!!”
When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages. Where have I been in the thirty days since our battle started? In a word: Everywhere.
Continue reading “And The Segway You Rode In On”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!
Continue reading “we got sum wild wild life!!!”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:
Continue reading “wot duz entrapmint meen???”
The helicopter flight from Skull Island to my ultimate destination has been long and exhausting, the only rest period being a layover in Japan to drop off Young Kong in Tokyo. It turns out that my kidnappers in the black airships had no interest in Young Kong at all; they were only after the Kong of the Gods itself. And, as it turns out, me.
Continue reading “Close Encounters of the Kong Kind”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the majical mistery vet told mama that the thing on the end of my tail is a wart i dont no eksactly wot a wart is but im told that having wun meens that yoo ar a witch or possibly that yoo ar mayd of wood or even that yoo way the same as a duck i am pretty shoor i am not a witch becuz i hav been trying to turn trouble the kitty into a newt for kwite sum time and it hasnt worked yet i am also pretty shoor i am not mayd of wood becuz yoo cant bild a bridge owt of me so therefore i must way the saym as a duck i may hav to ask the cinema gypsy to way her duck and see if it is ways 52 pownds
ennyway it seems i am stuck with this wart for now the majical mistery vet sez they dont like to operate on warts that are on the tale becuz they dont heel very fast well i gess it cud be wurse i could be old like tucker ha ha ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 