Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.” Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.” Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be… Continue Reading “Constitutional Anarchy”
As you may recall, on Sunday we had about a two-hour daylight visit from a skunk that was mostly just lying there like a lump, but that occasionally stirred itself to stumble around a bit. By the time we got someone to come out… Continue Reading “We Interrupt Wordless Wednesday To Bring You The Saga Of The Possibly Rabid Skunk Part Deux”
Two years ago today, we heard from vizsla rescue that four vizslas had been found wandering in a desert canyon and needed to be picked up from the shelter. We agreed to help transport them and to foster one of them.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow do we hav a buntch of awards and art and meems and stuf for today check it owt!!!
When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages. Where have I been in the… Continue Reading “And The Segway You Rode In On”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:
The helicopter flight from Skull Island to my ultimate destination has been long and exhausting, the only rest period being a layover in Japan to drop off Young Kong in Tokyo. It turns out that my kidnappers in the black airships had no interest… Continue Reading “Close Encounters of the Kong Kind”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the majical mistery vet told mama that the thing on the end of my tail is a wart i dont no eksactly wot a wart is but im told that having wun meens that yoo… Continue Reading “im not a witch im NOT a witch!!!!”