Casual Conversations

Lulu: “… so then after I dug a hole in the yard and scuffed it up so it was full of loose soil, I—”
Charlee: “You pooped in it and then covered it up with the loose soil, right?”

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The Moth Whisperers

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Chaplin: “We didn’t start a band. We’re singing songs to summon moths.”
Lulu: “What, like pantry moths? You don’t have to summon those. They just show up. Usually Mama and Dada aren’t very happy about it, either.”
Charlee: “We don’t really care what kind of moths they are. We just like things that flutter around the house.”
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Not The Thompson Twins

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Charlee: “What are you looking at?”
Chaplin: “A couple of little tiny people hiding in the flowers in the side yard.”
Charlee: “What are they doing?”
Chaplin: “I think they’re singing.”

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dada went to palomar and all i got wuz to stay home with mama

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend dada and his gests went up to neerby palomar mowntin ware they hav the faymus teleskope wot wuz yoozd by galilayo to discover aliens on joopiter and also to disproov the foolish noshun that the erth revolvs arownd the sun meenwile i got to stay home and hang owt with mama ha ha in yore fayse dada!!!

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