The Paper Chase

Agent McFold: “Agent Inky, report.”
Agent Inky: “I searched the whole house, top to bottom. I found papers scattered everywhere on the floor in the office.”
Agent McFold: “Well, that sounds like everything is in good order then.”
Chaplin: “Of course it does. We’re professionals around here.”

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Butterfly Board Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called you here—”
Vermin: “HISSS! No we are not! It’s because of all the nasty moths and butterflies!”
Spicoli: “Oh, all of you dudes can see them too? Whew, that’s a relief!”

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Wing Stop

Lulu: “Say, I couldn’t help but notice that the house is full of moths and butterflies.”
Charlee: “Yeah, isn’t it great?”
Chaplin: “No matter how many you jump at and catch, there are still more!”

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Party Procrastination

Spicoli: “Yo, Mr. Nibbles, where are you, dude? Everyone’s waiting for you to bring the Hipsters back.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I know, but my plan to distract them ran into a little complication.”
Spicoli: “What kind of complication?”

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Party Planning Plan B

Lulu: “So, Producer Smurf, do you have a status report?”
Producer Smurf: “They finally smurfed the food, but they somehow smurfed all around the potion and left it in a puddle in the bottom of their bowls!”

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The Moth Whisperers

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Chaplin: “We didn’t start a band. We’re singing songs to summon moths.”
Lulu: “What, like pantry moths? You don’t have to summon those. They just show up. Usually Mama and Dada aren’t very happy about it, either.”
Charlee: “We don’t really care what kind of moths they are. We just like things that flutter around the house.”
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Not The Thompson Twins

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Charlee: “What are you looking at?”
Chaplin: “A couple of little tiny people hiding in the flowers in the side yard.”
Charlee: “What are they doing?”
Chaplin: “I think they’re singing.”

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braking and entring

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel evrywun thawt i wuz crazy but now i hav pruf that the gofers are trying to brake into my howse just luk at this stuf wot mama fownd!!!!

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