hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend we got to go sumware speshul it wuz the blessing of the animals at the mishun this wuz performd by the franciscan friars on the grownds of the skool ware mama wurks and as yoo can see i wuz verry eksited to be their:
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE SOME UNKIND RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT I HAVE SOME SORT OF GRUDGE AGAINST BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT STEP ON ME, BUT NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. TO PROVE IT, I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY HOUSEMATE, THE BIG CLUMSY FURRY BLACK DOG THAT STEPS ON ME (SOMETIMES CALLED “TRIXIE”).
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel evrywun thawt i wuz crazy but now i hav pruf that the gofers are trying to brake into my howse just luk at this stuf wot mama fownd!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well my projekt of rummajing thru mama and dadas old pikchers continyoos this time i hav fownd sum old pikchers of tucker and trixie that they tell me ar frum the very first day that trixie came home frum the pownd as a foster dog i am pretty shoor this wuz like a hundred yeerz ago just luk and see:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i saw the skunk i saw it i saw it i saw it!!!
my sister trixie the mutt wuz barking at sumthing in the yard of the emty howse next door sum peepul yoozed to live their but then the man from the bank came and kickd them owt ennyway i went to see wot my sister wuz barking at and i saw this!
i would just like to say that i am not a “mutt” contrary to what you may have just read. i am a cosmopolitan dog. there was a man at the vet’s office who thought i was a belgian tervuren. i’m not, but maybe my aunt sally was. i don’t believe in labels anyway. besides, dennis and tucker just look like little red weimaraners, if you ask me.
— trixie the cosmopolitan dog