Vinny Gambini: “So you’re saying you’ve got two yoots squatting in some boxes that you own?”
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Lulu: “Yes, that’s right. Well, assuming ‘yoot’ is another word for ‘cat’.”
Spicoli: “ZzzzZZzzz …”
Vinny Gambini: “Your Honor, the two Hipster yoots I represent should not be held liable for stuffie debts incurred by their brother, Dennis the Vizsla Dog.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show streeming to yoo live by kort tv!!!
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While the two FBI agents, Mulder and Scully, conduct their “investigation” of my adventures, I am left locked in this federal dungeon, with only a deranged rabbit for company. Meanwhile, the gophers have no doubt relocated their fabulous underground kingdom and all-you-can-eat buffet to some even more remote outpost of the underworld, all my various scientific endeavors lay idle, and I have to listen to story after highly questionable story from my cellmate.
It’s enough to drive an archeologist mad.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i dont want ennywun to wurry abowt me wile i am in prizzin it is not so bad i am gitting fud and a bed the only problem is my sellmayt he nevr stops tawking and i think he must be crazy becuz the owtlandish storeez he tellz cudnt possibly be troo unlike my compleetly faktchooal advenchurs
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