The Future Isn’t What It Used To Be

After an incorrect setting in the control panel of the Doghouse of Justice caused me to arrive in the 23rd century, I decided to investigate how culture had changed over the course of a few hundred years.  Little did I suspect that while this society seemed a glossy paradise, it was at rotten at its center as … um … something glossy but rotten.

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Dennis’s Run

Having escaped from the Planet of the Stuffies using quick wit and sneakiness, I have set the Doghouse of Justice on a course for earth.  I am looking forward to returning to my office in the archeology department at the university, where the only stuffies I need to concern myself with are the ones that graduate students bring me as presents.  Too late, though, I realize that I have accidentally set the Doghouse of Justice to arrive in the 23rd century.  Perhaps I will do a bit of sightseeing of the technological marvels that no doubt await, before returning to my proper time.  After all, in two hundred years, society will, no doubt, be perfect.

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The Great Meerkat Elevator

My graduate student Mutt and I are getting closer to our goal of finding the top secret hidden Kingdom of the Gophers. Unfortunately, the map we obtained led us to the Kingdom of the Meerkats instead; but as it turns out, there is no love lost between the gophers and the meerkats, and so the meerkats are more than happy to help us in our quest.

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