Lulu’s Lawn Patrol: Backyard Bean

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another lawn patrol post! As promised, or at least implied, this one features Java Bean in his first full day here in the backyard. He had actually arrived the previous afternoon, but of course he needed time to get settled into a new place after weeks in the shelter. He was feeling a lot more comfortable the next day, and really wanted to get into a game of chase. Unfortunately, as you will see, it was right in the middle of nap time.

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It’s A Marvelous Night for a Cat Dance

Emcee Stuffie: “Mr. Gambini, your clients are on. Let’s see their moves.”
Vinny Gambini: “Okay you two yoots, get out there and wow the audience.”

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Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!”
Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when you’re all smurfed up and then nobody can smurf what you’re smurfing to smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Stop smurfing ‘smurf’! Dogs don’t get to smurf ‘smurf’! Only smurfs get to smurf ‘smurf’!”
Spicoli: “Sorry, what? I didn’t smurf that. Could you smurf it again, a little smurfier this time, and try to smurf your smurfs more smurfily?”
Mouse: “Enough! The next person who uses ‘smurf’ as a general purpose word is getting kicked out of this basket and can find his own way home!”

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