Senator #1: “Mr. Vizsla, are you sure we can’t get you some bottled water or a snack that’s not served in a dog food bowl?”
Dennis: “Well, since you’re offering …”
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Mr. V Goes To Washington
Speaker: “… and the next order of business will be a confirmation for the new nominee for Director of NASA, one Dennis T. Vizsla. Mr. Dennis T. Vizsla, come on down!”
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Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round
Mr. Nibbles: “All right, Mr. Dennis, I’ve got your itinerary for your trip to D.C.”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, ha ha, very funny, you put the show runner in a cage. Now smurf me out of here. Pink Panther, it’s your turn to smurf on the ant.”
Pink Panther: “I think I’m pretty happy out here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, we’re rolling. Do something interesting.”
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Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two
Dennis: “… well I don’t think I’ve actually been to Mars, but I’ve been lots of other places, like Planet Costco and the Star League space bowling alley …”
Mouse: “I cannot believe NASA hasn’t hung up on you yet.”
Adam Ant: “Excuse me, but how much longer will I be expected to stand here listening to that dog talk on the phone?”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Stop smurfing around on the phone with NASA! We have a show to smurf and we’re behind schedule!”
Dennis: “… oh and one time I got turned into a chicken by a space chicken. Then we went to their home planet and …”
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Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round One
Dennis: “So how long have you been hunting ants, Mr. Anthunter?”
Martian Manhunter: “Manhunter.”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Quit annoying the talent! We’ve got a show to smurf!”
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a skolalry treetis on how things wot fly fly
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after my erlier post abowt how my canada goose toy cant fly away frum me on akownt of i remoovd its air bladder i reealized that menny peepul wer unaware of birds and there air bladders and so i hav kreeayted this eksawstivly reeserchd skolarly treetis on how things wot fly manadj to stay in the air heer it is:
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The Oceanside Animals 