hoo is denise?!?!?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:

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thoze wernt noodels

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog

wel im bak from the vetnameez place and ther wernt enny noodels there insted mama left me with theez stranj peeple and a man in a wite kote and they put me in a krate for a while so wen they let me owt i tried to run away but i wuznt looking where i wuz going and i krashed hed first into a wall of kages and almost nocked myself owt so they kawt me agin but then they gave me sum stuff and it made me reel sleepy so i tuk a nice long nap and dreemed abowt taking the skweekers owt of toyz it wuz a nice dreem

mama kame and got me after i woke up and i was so happy to see her i gave her hugz and puppy nibbelz and i kept giving the man in the wite kote durty luks so he wood know hooz dog i reely wuz and it must hav wurked becuz they let me go home with her she had to giv them munny first tho i gess it wuz ransom or sumthing

ennyway i didnt get enny noodels but now im home nun the wurse off altho tucker the other vizsla dog keeps snikering at me i dont know why well its time to go i have to lik myself now ok bye

……….. eeeeeeyaaaaah, where did they go?!?!?!?!?!???!? sumbody de-skweeked me!!!!

im going owt for noodels this week

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i herd mama and dada saying that this week they were taking me to the vetnamese res … rest … place to get noodels i never had vetnamese noodels but i like to eet most ennything so it will probly be gud rite?

i asked my brudder tucker abowt it an he sed yeah your getting noodels at the vetnamese place they took me owt for noodels wunce too let me no if yoo like them so then i asked my sister trixie and she jus shuk her hed and sed its pronownsd nootered lik em wile yoo got em becuz yoo wont have em much longer i gess she duznt know how to say noodels anyway i gess she meens lik the noodels they must hav sawce on them or sumthing!!!!

ennyway i am glad they ar taking me owt for dinner i didnt think most res … restaw … food places wood let dogs in not even vizslas i wil let yoo all no how the noodels tast ok i got to go lik myself so by for now