Tag: ninja hedgehogs

In Memoriam

Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…

Back! To the Future!

Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.” James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.” Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that…

Shaken Not Stirred

James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately….

Retrograde Amnesia

Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.” James Bond: “Correct on all counts.” Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in…

A Heffalump’s Faithful Like Zero Percent

Spicoli: “Dude, why are you still carrying that fake spider around? I thought you were afraid of it.” Dennis: “Well I was, but then I realized that I haven’t been attacked by any heffalumps while I’ve had it, so I think it’s keeping the…

Secret Agent Marsupial

Secret Service Agent #1: “Okay, Vermin, here’s the deal. You help us defuse the hostage situation, and we’ll give you the mealworms that the ninja hedgehog terrorists think we’re giving them.” Opossum: “HISSSS! Now you’re talking! But stop calling me Vermin!” Secret Service Agent #2:…

Die Hard With Opossum

Norman #1: “I disabled the wi-fi Norman.” Norman #2:”Good work, Norman.” Ron Burgundy: “This situation has gotten very, very serious.” Producer Smurf: “No smurfing, really?” Ron Burgundy: “Yes. I can’t post to Instagram or Twitter or live-stream to Facebook.” Mouse: “Say, who’s the new…

The World Stage

Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, as you commanded, we have conducted a massive DDoS strike against the American internet, yet news of the dog’s faux paw continues to spread.” Vladimir Putin: “I want that dog in the White House. Stage an attack to generate sympathy…

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Memorial Monday: The Beautiful Trixie

its the sunday awards and meem show seefud and interrogashun and noo cohost awdishun edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show seefud and noo cohost awdishun edishun!!! hay wow awdishun edishun that is verry ketchy dont yoo think???

Mealworm Soup for the Soul

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