Ninja: “I said, Have you seen an escaped red panda around here?”
Lulu: “Ummm, why, did you lose one?”
Red Panda: “… 2 … 1 … Zero!”
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Tag: ninjas
Ninjitswho?
Lulu: “Can we, uh, can we help you?”
Ninja: “Mmmf mmf mfmfmm mmphhhpm.”
Red Panda: “Uh-oh, a ninja.”
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Bam! Boo!
Java Bean: “I think I’ve reached my maximum bandwidth for sending peemail.”
Lulu: “Smells like a squirrel passed by here about a week ago.”
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K-Park
Red Panda: “These are eucalyptus trees. You know I’m not a koala, right?”
Lulu: “The bamboo is on the other side of the park.”
Java Bean: “Okay now I own this sign.”
Koala #1: “CRIKEY! GET OFF ME LAWN YA BOGANS!”
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Raid-Duhs
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “You’re back! But where are the mealworms?”
Norman #1: “There aren’t any mealworms.”
Norman #2: “The cat didn’t fence any of our stuff yet.”
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a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!
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I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit
Barking Bad
The Adventure of the Stolen Poop Bags
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. Since my bout of aspiration pneumonia some weeks ago, I have not been able to go for walks around the harbor like I used to; however, Mama and Dada did recently take me to the park at the top of the hill so I could go people-watching. Trixie came along to protect us from evil perpetrators, while Dennis stayed home, because the park tends to be quite crowded and Dennis is a paranoid agoraphobic hermit. Or something like that.
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Good Luck In Your Chosen Profession
Flashback Sunday: The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!! shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that??? ok bye
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mary krismas!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!
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The Oceanside Animals 