a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!

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I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit

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The Adventure of the Stolen Poop Bags

Hello good readers.  This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis.  Since my bout of aspiration pneumonia some weeks ago, I have not been able to go for walks around the harbor like I used to; however, Mama and Dada did recently take me to the park at the top of the hill so I could go people-watching.  Trixie came along to protect us from evil perpetrators, while Dennis stayed home, because the park tends to be quite crowded and Dennis is a paranoid agoraphobic hermit. Or something like that.

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Flashback Sunday: The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!!  shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that???  ok bye

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mary krismas!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!

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its hard to find gud help theez days!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my replaysments for the ninja hedjhogs and kung foo beevers and the byootiful trixie hav unfortchoonatly not wurkd owt so wel

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strikebusters!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it seems that my cast of regyoolars has ternd aginst me and tucker but thats ok i hav a backup plan chek it owt!!!

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norman rae!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel owr rode trip bak to kalifornya wot wuz interrupted wen we wer akkosted by the kung foo beevers has tayken an eeven strayndjer tern chek it owt!!!

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