hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in the mithical land of oz wot is popyoolayted by jiant lions and wawking tawking hot water heeters and men wot ar mayd of straw so yoo wood think that sutch a playse wood be rather libral as to allowing dogs in parks rite??? wel think agin chek it owt!!!
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dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!
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As you all know by now, I wear many hats besides my fedora — I am an archaeologist, an educator, an entrepreneur, an advisor. But one role that may have been overlooked as I’ve spun my tales of adventure is my position in charge of maintaining decorum among the fraternities here at the university. Because I’ve spent so much time away from campus lately, either in outer space, on other planets, or in the distant past, some of the houses in the Greek system have gotten a little bit out of control. In particular I’ve had reports of problems with Delta House. Now that I am back and the time-space continuum is no longer in danger of collapse, I can finally deal with these issues. Compared to the Kongleks, this should be a piece of cake. Mmmmm, cake.
After being forced into an early launch by the unexpected attack from the giant hedgehog known as Spiny Norman, my alien friends have set a course for their homeworld in deep space. Because of a strict no-pets policy enforced by their planetary HOA, I cannot accompany them. Fortunately, their route out of the solar system takes us near a top-secret experimental government starship built with technology obtained from Keepers of the Giant Kong. They give me a strange alien atomic artifact as a parting gift, and then beam me through the icy vacuum of space to my new home aboard the starship Enterprise.