Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. Lately there have been a number of scurrilous rumors floated that I am old and feeble or that I need to be administered fluids. But could these stories possibly be true? Let’s investigate and find out. Come, Trixie, the game’s afoot!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wot with tuckers paw ishyoos theez days a lot of times he gits pikd up and kerreed arownd by mama and dada and evry time they pik him up i start barking at them to put him down and they just laff and say that i am saying dog in the air!!! dog in the air!!! but dogs do not belong in the air and this is why!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to hav arowzd trixies suspishuns with the staydj wot is going up in the bakyard but maybe i can konvinss her it is not my fawlt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the dog blog wurld beeing fully engaydjd in mango minster at the moment things ar pritty slow on the awards and meem frunt i only hav wun award today and — wot??? the award is for trixie not for me??? inkonseevabul!!! let me verify that wun moment pleez!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!! i wuz not abel to attrakt enny gest hosts or myoozikal entertaynmint this week on akkownt of i spent all my munnies on hyoodj ackman last week but i hope to hav another gest agin soon meenwile it is just me and tucker presenting awards this week!!!