hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay in order to uncover the trooth abowt this ninja hedjhog konspeerasy and find owt if dada is reely a ninja hedjhog sleeper aydjent i hav deesided to go undercover amongst the ninja hedjhogs disgized as wun of there own chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may remember that sum time ago i wuz investigayting evidense as to wether or not dada wuz in kahoots with the ninja hedjhogs and at the time i wuz unaybel to proov it eether way however my seekret sorse hoo has in the past supplied me with fotografik evidense of dadas chekkerd past has forwarded me this pikcher of dada frum yeerz and yeerz ago chek it owt:
Hello good readers, this is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, scurrilous notes have appeared, anonymously of course, suggesting that I stole Dennis’s breakfast. But does this claim really hold up under scrutiny? Let’s examine the facts. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!