hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav notissd laytly that for sum reezon dada is beeing eeven more induldjent of my sister the byootiful trixie then he yoozhually is for instanse she gits ice kreem evry nite and she aksidently gits ekstra pets and head bumps wot wer no dowt ment for me however reesent reports that she and saya went to the harbor withowt me ar totally false and reedikyoolus!!!
hello gentle readers. this is the beautiful trixie. as you no doubt know, my crazy brother dennis makes frequent trips to the harbor to help him learn how not to get terrorized when skateboards and toy poodles go by. every once in a while i go along to supervise. this past memorial day was one of those times.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may hav notisd i hav not ben going to the harbor so mutch laytly on akkownt of mama sez i hav ben beeing a froot loop however over the krismas brake mama has ben tayking me to sit in the meedian and watch the peepul going bye and then on noo yeerz day i got a speshul treet trixie came to the harbor to help me with my trayning chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav departed frum the oshunside harbor with owr kargo of abandond seefood traps and hav deliverd it to the faymus meksikan restawrant casa de bandini so now “flat stanley” and i ar at owr taybel eeting komplimentary homemayd torteeyah chips and salsa and preetending to be hyoomans chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i hav now traveld bak to the relativ sayfty of the oshunside harbor!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday we went to the harbor like we do a lot becuz i hav traind mama and dada that they shud tayk me to the harbor and giv me treets for not beeing afrayd of dogs and peepul and dogs and dogs only this time sumthing verry strayndj happend!!! on akkownt of dada not having enny kloo wot is going on heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside we aksidently went on the verry nite of the oshunside harbor parayd of lites!!!