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Overheard Around The House

Mr. Nibbles: “Enjoying the nice cool tile, Miss Lulu?” Lulu: “Yep! Plus I’m hoping someone might come by and give me a belly rub.”

The Peach Rats

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …

Overheard Around The Board Room

Mouse: “So after extensive review and investigation, I have concluded that Lulu is not, in fact, a clone of Trixie.” Spicoli: “Brilliant work, dude. What was the decisive factor? The way you just look at her and she rolls right over for a belly…

Hamburger Helper

Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:…

The Painted Lady

Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”

Oregon Trail

Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”

Timey Why-Me?

The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”

Hipsters Hear A Who

Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?” Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”

Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

Kittiron Gang

Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.” Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.” Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super…

It’s A Marvelous Night for a Cat Dance

Emcee Stuffie: “Mr. Gambini, your clients are on. Let’s see their moves.” Vinny Gambini: “Okay you two yoots, get out there and wow the audience.”

Stuffdance

Merry Christmas!

Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.” Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.” Both: “Merry Christmas!”

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