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The Painted Lady

Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”

Oregon Trail

Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”

Timey Why-Me?

The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”

Hipsters Hear A Who

Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?” Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”

Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

Kittiron Gang

Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.” Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.” Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super…

It’s A Marvelous Night for a Cat Dance

Emcee Stuffie: “Mr. Gambini, your clients are on. Let’s see their moves.” Vinny Gambini: “Okay you two yoots, get out there and wow the audience.”

Stuffdance

Merry Christmas!

Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.” Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.” Both: “Merry Christmas!”

Testify!

Vinny Gambini: “Your Honor, the two Hipster yoots I represent should not be held liable for stuffie debts incurred by their brother, Dennis the Vizsla Dog.

Full Court Press

Mouse: “How is it that with all the money you have flying around you, you can never manage to convince the court that they don’t have jurisdiction over animals?” Scrooge: “It’s their ridiculous names. ‘Dennis’? ‘Charlee’? ‘Chaplin’? These are not proper pet names. What…

Round Like A Record

Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.” Chaplin: “Dennis has records?” Charlee: “Can we listen to them?”

The Last Will and Testament of Dennis the Vizsla Dog

Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…

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