Mouse: “Look, we’re going to need you to fill in this mine shaft and all related tunnels.”
Gopher Guy: “But the mine is full of valuable stuff!”
Mouse: “What valuable stuff? You all just finished saying you have no idea what’s down there!”
Badger Boy: “Yo yo yo, it’s a mine! By definition mines have stuff in them! And also by definition, what’s mine is not yours, yo.”
Mouse: “Okay, none of what you just said makes any sense.”
Charlee: “Did you see where the helicopter went?”
Chaplin: “It looked like it was heading for the airport.”
Tag: osha
On The Importance Of Specifications
Notice To Desist
MEMORANDUM
FROM: | OSHA (Occupational Stuffie Health Administration) |
TO: | Dennis’s Mama |
RE: | Unacceptably High Stuffie Accidental Death & Dismemberment Rate |