hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav notissd laytly that for sum reezon dada is beeing eeven more induldjent of my sister the byootiful trixie then he yoozhually is for instanse she gits ice kreem evry nite and she aksidently gits ekstra pets and head bumps wot wer no dowt ment for me however reesent reports that she and saya went to the harbor withowt me ar totally false and reedikyoolus!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after all that bizness with cersei lannister it wuz time for us to tayk a littel rest and relaksayshun trip to the harbor!!! it has ben almost eksaktly siks munths sinse the last time we wer their and as yoo kan see we ar reddy to go!!! trixie has her handels on and evrything!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after reesent eevents mama and dada dekreed that we all needed to git owt of the howse beefore small animal klayms kort gets bak in seshun and so we bundeld owrselvs off to neerby rantcho gwakkamoley home of the faymus kampgrownd dumpsters plus this time data brawt along a 3d adapter for his iphone wot his dada sent him as a serprize prezzent so wot duz that meen??? that meenz pikchers ware if yoo kross yore eyez and dot yore teez yoo kan see me and trixie in three dimenshuns chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope evrywun has had a gud holliday!!! wun thing we did over the brake is go to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!! we hav not ben to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds for kwite sum time and akchooally that is not ware mama and dada wer planning on going they wer planning on going to the park up on the hill with just the seenyor dogs tucker and trixie on akkownt of i do not like the park on the top of the hill becuz peepul seem to think it is an off leed park wen it is not an off leed park but ennyway i got wind of dada trying to sneek tucker and trixie owt the door and i sed no!!! this wil not stand!!! and yoo kan kwote me on that!!!
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. Lately there has been a lot of talk about my health problems, but I do still have my good days. This was one of them. It started when Mama and Dada were going to the garden center to buy some trees. I wanted to go with them and help pick plants.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wen i told tucker he had missd owt on seeing a dumpster last week he wuz verry dissapoynted so wen roomer had it we wer going bak to rantcho gwakkamoley he demanded not to be left beehind chek it owt!!!
hello gentle readers. this is the beautiful trixie. this weekend i got to go to the harbor with dada and pippier all on my own, with no crazy red dogs. this is so unusual that i just had to tell you about it.