Tag: pants

What Not To Wear

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Ragnar: “Hvitt er et veldig uheldig fargevalg for deg.”*
Troll: “Jeg valgte det ikke.”**
Lulu: “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.”
Spicoli: “You think this is bad, you should have been along for some of the stuff that happened to Dennis.”
Chaplin: “They’re discussing troll fashion.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m going to smurf my way out of here on my own since nobody is smurfing me any help!”

* “White is a really unfortunate color choice for you.”
** “I didn’t choose it.”

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Troll Talk

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Troll: “Hør, katt, jeg er mye større enn deg, så når jeg ber deg om å gjøre noe, bør du gjøre det.”*
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t smurfy! It isn’t smurfy at all! Get me out of here!”
Chaplin: “Why do you want us to get you out of your pants?”
Lulu: “So far this trip has been very informative about the differences between cats and trolls. Trolls are apparently much bigger than cats.”
Spicoli: “Good observation, dude. Have you learned any other differences between them?”

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Ear Ear

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Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.”
Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*

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