Caturday Matinee: The Paper Chase

Dada’s note: This shredder has a narrow opening and the shredding mechanism is inaccessible beyond a curve in the plastic, so there’s no chance of catching a kitty paw in the blades. A necktie might be another matter …

Damage Control

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Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues
By A. NEWSHOUND

The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian and Vizzini’s cat. Meanwhile, Furry vice-presidential candidate Vermin, going off-message, claims that she and the candidate are being stalked by evil clowns.”

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