Agent Frenchie: “So here are the papers we found in your Mama’s office. As you can see, they’re not properly chewed to pieces.”
Charlee: “They’re kind of chewed up a little bit though.”
Chaplin: “We cats did that. We get extra points or something, right?”
Agent McFold: “Extra points? Do you think this is Hogwarts? Also, yes, for being cats.”
Lulu: “I don’t understand why it’s so hard to keep track of important documents.”
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Dada’s note: This shredder has a narrow opening and the shredding mechanism is inaccessible beyond a curve in the plastic, so there’s no chance of catching a kitty paw in the blades. A necktie might be another matter …
Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues
By A. NEWSHOUND
The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian and Vizzini’s cat. Meanwhile, Furry vice-presidential candidate Vermin, going off-message, claims that she and the candidate are being stalked by evil clowns.”
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The Oceanside Animals 