Alterant Replicant

Charlee: “Lulu! Spicoli! The vet stole Chaplin and replaced him with an exact replica!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that sounds like the sort of paranoid thing Dennis might have said back in the day.”
Charlee: “I know! And look how often Dennis was right about those things!”
Spicoli: “Uh, yeah, dude. Just look.”

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dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

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fotografik pruf!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may remember that sum time ago i wuz investigayting evidense as to wether or not dada wuz in kahoots with the ninja hedjhogs and at the time i wuz unaybel to proov it eether way however my seekret sorse hoo has in the past supplied me with fotografik evidense of dadas chekkerd past has forwarded me this pikcher of dada frum yeerz and yeerz ago chek it owt:

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birdy spies

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well after i cawt those bunnies trying to spy on my new caveear bizness i set up a top secret hi tech servaylens sistem in the bakyard so far i havnt gottn enny more footadj of the rodent konspirasy but ive seen a lot of suspishus bird aktivity just luk and see

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the vast rodent konspeerasy

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog so is it just a koinsidins that the verry next day after i reveel my noo business plan my yard is invayded by a rodent spy i think not

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forbidden

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot is up with this messaj i am getting wen i try to visit my nice frends at blogspot

dada sez googul is beeing paranoyd i dont no wot that meenz all i do no is i cant visit sum of my nice frends rite now so i am verry sad oh well i gess i will hav to amyooz myself in sum other way i think i will go lik myself for a wile its not as much fun as it yoozed to be but it stil helps pass the time ok bye