Tag: parties

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

Observed Around The House

It’s My Party And I’ll Eat If I Want To

Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. While my ne’er-do-well “brother” is busy putting up signs saying he owns everything, I would like to take the opportunity to invite you to a special party at my house so that… Continue Reading “It’s My Party And I’ll Eat If I Want To”

Went With The Wind

Now that the mysterious affair of the Maltese Crow has been resolved, and everything is once again in color instead of black and white, I had hoped that I could go back to the quiet life of an unassuming archeology professor slash globetrotting adventurer… Continue Reading “Went With The Wind”

happy noo yeer!!!!!

i didnt do it

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel last nite wen mama and dada came home from the fred astaire stoodyo dada brawt in this shoe:

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