Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called a meeting today …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Where are the nasty cats? Did they finally get fired? I volunteer to take over cat duty and eat their nasty cat food!”
Today we’d like to wish a happy birthday to our Lulu girl! According to the paperwork from the shelter, her previous owners listed her birthday as 12/17/2015.Continue reading “It’s A Lulu Of A Birthday!”
Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.”
Hipsters: “That’s us!”
Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.”
Delivery Man: “The what?”
Lulu: “I mean the front step.”
Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”
Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. While my ne’er-do-well “brother” is busy putting up signs saying he owns everything, I would like to take the opportunity to invite you to a special party at my house so that you can give me food and presents. You know you want to.
Now that the mysterious affair of the Maltese Crow has been resolved, and everything is once again in color instead of black and white, I had hoped that I could go back to the quiet life of an unassuming archeology professor slash globetrotting adventurer slash space traveler slash private detective. Unfortunately, there was one thing that I hadn’t counted on: A university fund-raiser. One would almost prefer to face the horror of Darth Tater than a room full of potential donors. But we do what we must, don’t we?
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