The Great Debate (Prep)

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Producer Smurf: “All right, pretend candidates! I am now going to smurf you a selection of questions chosen from those smurfed by the public to the web site presidentialopenquestions.comIs everybody ready?”
Dennis: “Why does my mic say ‘Fisher-Price’ on it?”
Paula: “I’ll take ‘Potpourri’ for $1000, Alex.”
Simon: “Paula, that is not Alex Trebek, and this is not ‘Jeopardy’.”
Paula: “Are you sure this isn’t ‘Jeopardy’? Have you seen who’s running for President?”
Simon: “Fair enough. But for the love of all that’s holy, please, start at the top of the category and work your way down.”

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Poll Position

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Mouse: “Are you all right, Dennis? You look a little flushed.”
Dennis: “I’m fine. It’s just the Kung Pao.”
Mouse: “I’m sure your mama will be thrilled to have all her clothes smelling like Chinese takeout.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! So am I!”

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pink daisy is having a kontest and i am helping too judj it!!!

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top ten kowntdown with life with dogs!!! and casey kasem!!! and pawla and simon!!! and me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd that my gud frend life with dogs wuz reesently askd by the faymus blogs dot com to post a list of his top ten favrit dog blogs chek it owt!!!

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the sunday awards and meem show reterns!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am bak with the sunday awards and meem show now first i wood like to menshun that my gud frend the three dog blogger has posted an intervyoo with me wich is not reely a meem per say but it is a me-em so it kind of kownts wel ennyway yoo can reed this intervyoo heer thanks for the intervyoo three dog blogger hav yore peepul call my peepul and well do luntch ha ha ok lets moov on!!!

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mango minster is underway!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am not shoor how menny of yoo hav had a chanse to go to mango minster yet but sum of the results ar in if yoo want to go chek it owt meenwile for those of yoo hoo ar intrested in a behind the seens peek at the judjing of the sporting groop heer yoo go:

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just call me mister reeeeemisssss

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i missd my yoozual sunday meems and awards show on akkownt of dada beeing bizzy with the plummer on the hot-water-steeling-gofers insident and i myself beeing bizzy with judjing the sporting groop at mango minster as yoo can see i had sum persunality conflikts with my fellow judjes in this kategory:

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deerest wun confidenshul

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot of effort and munny to bild up owr defenses at the doghowse of justiss and so i hav wunse agin turnd to my frends the afrikan bankers in the hope of gitting sum ekstra funding for the skwirrel patrol

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