Tag: pillbugs
A Smurfspicious Character
Producer Smurf: “What are the other smurfs smurfing about me on this Smurfdoor thing?”
Papa Smurf: “That a suspicious character was smurfing around hauling a wagon full of probably smurfed film equipment.”
Producer Smurf: “I didn’t smurf this equipment! I smurfed it from some gnomes who smurf a rental shop!”
Papa Smurf: “A smurfly story! Do you smurf a receipt? Or a rental smurfgreement?”
Charlee: “Next time maybe I should just look for a wizard on TaskRabbit …”
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They’re Off To See The Wizard
Charlee: “It wasn’t me who turned Chaplin into a pillbug. If I could do that, I would’ve done it a long time ago. I think it was a wizard.”
Producer Smurf: “Well if you smurf it was a wizard, let’s smurf to my village and smurf to Papa Smurf. He smurfs all about wizards.”
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He’s Roly And He’s Poly
Charlee: “I’ve called this emergency meeting because sombody turned Chaplin into a roly-poly.”
Vermin: “HISSS! If somebody turned Chaplin into a roly-poly, it was Chaplin! That cat eats anything!”
The Oceanside Animals 