Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.”
Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you called me. I was sleeping in the recessed lights and when you turned them on it heated up my tuchus a little.”
Spicoli: “Oh, so that’s why it smells funny in here?”

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Round Like A Record

Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.”
Chaplin: “Dennis has records?”
Charlee: “Can we listen to them?” Continue reading “Round Like A Record”

We Interrupt Our Regularly-Scheduled Saturday Matinee To Bring You An Early-Morning Game Of Fetch

My wife has been sick with the flu since Monday (not gonna get it not gonna get it not gonna get it), which means no agility and no flyball. This has made Dennis go a little stir-crazy, so rather than collate his notes from his latest adventures in archeology, we went outside for a little game of fetch this morning.

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