Let Yer Pirate Flag Fly!

Charlee: “Hello everyone! Charlee here! Or should I call myself ‘Chaaaarrrrlee’?”
Chaplin: “No, you shouldn’t. Talk Like a Pirate Day is over.”
Charlee: “But I’m talking about Talk Like a Pirate Day. So there. Anyway, I just wanted to thank our friends at 15AndMeowing where my comment on their Talk Like a Pirate Day post won the drawing for a prize!”

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Chaplin: “What is that? Is that an envelope full of loot?”
Charlee: “It is an envelope full of loot. And it’s all mine!”
Chaplin: “You mean ours, right?”
Charlee: “Well, I’m the one with the pirate name, and my name is first, so I think it’s mine.”
Lulu: “But there’s a picture of a dog on the address label, so I think maybe it’s for me, right?”
Chaplin: “Ha ha ha ha no.”
Lulu: “Can I at least shred it open for you, then?”
Charlee: “Also no. I will have Dada do that for me. He’s not as, uh, enthusiastic about taking paper apart as you are.”
Chaplin: “All right already, let’s find out what’s inside!”

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Charlee: “Ahoy mateys! It’s a pirate flag! For my pirate ship!”
Chaplin: “You don’t have a pirate ship.”
Charlee: “Not yet. But now I have to get one.”
Lulu: “Pirate ship flags are supposed to be tattered, right? Do you want me to tatter it for you?”
Charlee: “No.”

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Drink up me hearties, meow, meow!

Charlee: “Hey look there’s something else inside!”

 

Charlee: “It’s a signed picture book called I Am Not A Skunk! Thank you, 15AndMeowing!”
Chaplin: “Hmm you’re right, Charlee, this is all yours, since you’re the one around here who looks like a skunk!”
Charlee: “What? You’re a black and white cat too!”
Chaplin: “True. But I’m not the one with a white stripe on my back whose nickname is ‘Skunk’.”

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Lulu: “Looks like a fair cop to me, Skunk.”
Charlee: “You hush, Coyote.”

All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

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Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

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Come Sail Away

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Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”

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Sea Dogs

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Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”

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its the sunday awards and meem show!!! if i kan find the set!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an award frum my frends over at photofinland by rantsalot chek it owt!!!

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The Doggies Never Say Die

Having found what may in fact be the entrance to the network of tunnels leading to pirate treasure, the Goonies and I have embarked on a dangerous journey of discovery and exploration in the fractured ground beneath the Goondocks. I am still skeptical that there is gold to be found here, but at least I have distracted that Data kid from his scheme to put me on display as a talking dog and sell tickets to slack-jawed spectators. Now I just have to find a way to get rid of him …

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The Doggies

Having spent an indeterminate amount of time inside the bizarre world of the iPhone, I am not sure how long I’ve been gone from the University. Certainly it was long enough for everyone to depart Bushwood, because all my colleagues are gone and I am unable to find a ride back to campus. But, being a vizsla dog, I relish the opportunity to get a little exercise. Let the walkies begin!

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lego my eggoland

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so mama and dada and there gests went to the amayzing lego my eggoland wot is an amyoozment park run by the faymus waffle and plastic block mayking company and they got to see all kinds of incredibul things and meenwile i wuz at home lokd in the howse so i cudnt bark at the peepul on the hill wot wer cutting down all my weedz it is so unfare!!!! lego my eggoland perports to be a family playse and yet wuz not allowd to go their with my family so is it reely reely a family playse or is it just pretend??? lets tayk a peek at dadas camra and find owt shall we ok heer goze:

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