hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday mama and dada tuk us on a wawk arownd the harbor heer in oshunside ill bet yoo didnt no we had a harbor did yoo??? ok so its not like sandy eggo harbor or san fransisco harbor but at leest its close by chek it owt!!!
Last week, my colleague Sophie solved the puzzle of the Rubik’s Cube in an ingenious fashion; this led us to a secret hatch in the back room of a Parisian McDonald’s. As we descend into the darkness beneath the fast food restaurant, one can only wonder what we will find below …
Hello nice readers, this is Dennis the Vizsla Dog. This week’s awards and meme show is being brought to you by the mini-MacGyvers, who aren’t really crazed face-painters and have not overrun the communications center of Dennis’s Pig Powders and are definitely NOT using said communications center to impersonate their former boss, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, and take over the weekly awards and meme show. Nor have the mini-MacGyvers locked Dennis in a storage closet somewhere in the Pig Powders facility. No, nothing like that is happening at all.