It’s been quite a while since the last installment of “how Dada tortures the animals by singing to them“, so here’s a little ditty that’s dedicated to the red boys who make life around the house so … interesting. This one is to the tune of “The Rainbow Connection” by Kermit the Frog.
The “Dog-Shaped Hole” Song
So here’s a little ditty that, unlike most of the tunes I serenade (read: torture) the animals with, cannot be sung to the cat. (Well, I guess it could, but it would lose a little something if “dog” were changed to “cat”.)