The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: poetic license
Tricksy Tricksy
Gollum: “We sees you nasty dogses has found our poetic license. Gollum!” Dennis: “Well, I found a poetic license, yes …” Vermin: “HISSS! That’s right! They are nasty dogses! You tell them, frog thing!”
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Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man
Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!” Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?” Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.” Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And…
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Point/Counter Point
Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.” Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a…
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Never Gonna Do It Without The Fez On Oh No
Spicoli: “Dude, have you joined the Shriners?” Dennis: “Since the mouse is so worried about me getting into trouble at the humane society, I’ve disguised myself as a human.” Mouse: “Most humans don’t go around in fezzes, Groucho glasses, and giant bow ties.” Dennis:…
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Oh The Humane-Ity
Spicoli: “Dude, I really don’t think this is where you go for poetic license.” Dennis: “But I asked Chaplin if poetic license was like a dog license and he said he supposed it might be.” Spicoli: “Okay, but have you considered the possibility that…
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Do You Have A License For Your Poetic?
Dennis: “What are you two doing up here on the window sill?” Chaplin: “Sunbathing.” Charlee: “And getting caught up on some reading.”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
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