Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man

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Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!”
Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?”
Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.”
Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And not just by Charlee.”
Charlee: “Mouse mouse.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey nasty dogs! The library is closing!”

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Point/Counter Point

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Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a fiasco?”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s part of a project to help Mr. Dennis get over his fear of strange dogs.”

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Never Gonna Do It Without The Fez On Oh No

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Spicoli: “Dude, have you joined the Shriners?”
Dennis: “Since the mouse is so worried about me getting into trouble at the humane society, I’ve disguised myself as a human.”
Mouse: “Most humans don’t go around in fezzes, Groucho glasses, and giant bow ties.”
Dennis: “All the cool ones do.”
Mouse: “No they don’t, Dennis!”

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Oh The Humane-Ity

Spicoli: “Dude, I really don’t think this is where you go for poetic license.”
Dennis: “But I asked Chaplin if poetic license was like a dog license and he said he supposed it might be.”
Spicoli: “Okay, but have you considered the possibility that he was just humoring you?”
Dennis: “Now you’re just being silly! They’re hipster poets, not standup comedians.”

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