Tag: poetry slams

Join the Club

Gollum: “We thoughts we would have our poetry slam here in Club Smeagol instead of out in the nasty wet cold part of the cave. Gollum!” Charlee: “Are you kidding with this? You’re kidding right?” Chaplin: “Could we visit the buffet before the poetry…

Overheard Around The Cave

Gollum: “We has to gets ready for this poetry slam. Gollum! We will be back soon and then we can starts. Gollum!” Spicoli: “Knock yourself out, dude.”

Tricksy Tricksy

Gollum: “We sees you nasty dogses has found our poetic license. Gollum!” Dennis: “Well, I found a poetic license, yes …” Vermin: “HISSS! That’s right! They are nasty dogses! You tell them, frog thing!”

It’s A Blast

Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.” Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.” Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in…

Embassytown

Ambassador: “Welcome to the American Embassy, Mr. Vizsla and, uh, whatever that other thing is.” Dennis: “I was kind of hoping we would end up at the Blogville embassy …” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty diplomat! I am a vizsla too! Can’t you tell by my…

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