Caturday Picture Show: The Results Are In

Randy: “Yo! Hello there, dawgs! We’re back with the results of audience voting from last week’s Caturday Picture Show!”
Charlee: “Why does he keep calling us dogs when some of us are clearly cats?”
Vermin: “HISS! Why do you keep calling me ‘Vermin’ when my name is Jill and I’m clearly mostly beneficial?”
Simon: “We decided to present the winning entry via teleconference to avoid any more issues with giant mealworms and such.”
Paula: “I’m still having nightmares about that thing!”

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Poll Position


Mouse: “Are you all right, Dennis? You look a little flushed.”
Dennis: “I’m fine. It’s just the Kung Pao.”
Mouse: “I’m sure your mama will be thrilled to have all her clothes smelling like Chinese takeout.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! So am I!”

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its the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show elekshun reezults edishun!!! yes i wuz thinking today wood be a gud day to revyoo the reezults of the reeality show pole to find owt wot show my nice reederz wood like to see!!! but first on to the awards and meems see that is wot we in the bizness call a teezer ha ha ok lets go!!!

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