Lulu: “… so then after I dug a hole in the yard and scuffed it up so it was full of loose soil, I—”
Charlee: “You pooped in it and then covered it up with the loose soil, right?”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is or may be kommon nolledj that my dada has menny kuzzins heer in the mithikal land of kalifornya however it may be less kommon nolledj that wun of them runs a petting zoo in wich she has donkee dogs and pig dogs and sheep dogs and gote dogs and wotnot!!! now reesently this kuzzin wuz in town to pik up three noo baby gote dogs and wot did she end up with insted??? fowr baby gote dogs and wun mama gote dog!!! and then they invayded my yard chek it owt!!!
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After being shuffled from Potions to Magical Creatures, I have tried to give the students the benefit of my extensive experience with various beasts and varmints unknown to the general muggle population. Unfortunately, it appears that the children are not interested in learning about such things, and I once again am summoned before Dean Santa to explain myself.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am kontinyooing to reed those buks wot flat tony and i think i hav figgerd owt the plot apparently its sum sort of gidelines for spelling wurds!!! i hav never herd of sutch a thing!!! it is slow going but i wil git thru it!!! meenwile not long ago mama and dada tuk us dogs down to oshunside harbor for a wawk with tuckers stroller chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? this weekend we got to go to the wunderful dog park feeesta iland in the mithical sitty of sandy eggo chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend we went for a wawk underneeth the power linez neer owr howse theez ar sum of the lines wot deliver elektrisity to the mithical land of sandy eggo to among other things power shamu the wales deth ray and wotnot
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