A Smurfspicious Character

Producer Smurf: “What are the other smurfs smurfing about me on this Smurfdoor thing?”
Papa Smurf: “That a suspicious character was smurfing around hauling a wagon full of probably smurfed film equipment.”
Producer Smurf: “I didn’t smurf this equipment! I smurfed it from some gnomes who smurf a rental shop!”
Papa Smurf: “A smurfly story! Do you smurf a receipt? Or a rental smurfgreement?”
Charlee: “Next time maybe I should just look for a wizard on TaskRabbit …”

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happee noo yeer!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!! i tuk the libertee of dokyoomenting owr noo yeerz eev partee last nite chek it owt!!!

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fite the fyootcher!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i think i am finaly abowt to find owt wot happens to me in the fyootcher sutch that my fyootcher selvs had to come to my present self in order to chayndj wot happens in my fyootcher but there past in order to prevent the fyootcher frum coming to pass baysd on the present!!! or sumthing like that!!!

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Arthroscopic Surgery Is Not Always Minor


Hello stuffie friends. This is Yellow Duckie, with an important public service announcement about arthroscopic surgery. You may have heard that arthroscopic surgery is a safe and effective treatment for many conditions, which is true, but you still must be sure to choose a qualified arthroscopic surgeon. Unfortunately, I did not have that option; stuffie rules require that I visit my PCP (or “primary canine playmate”) for all procedures, and my PCP is the infamous Dennis.

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sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by the purple hatter!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav not had a sunday awards and meem show for a wile on akkownt of i havnt gotten enny awards or ben tagd for enny meems in sevral weeks yoo no how it is the summer is a slow time for awards and meems i gess but now my awards drowt has ended thanks to the purple hatter!!! the purple hatters has given this award to evrywun on his blog roll and it is not just wun award oh no it is a hole boks ful of awards!!! chek it owt:

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